I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Green mimosas i think yes
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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