i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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