Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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