I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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