idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
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