So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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