i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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