i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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