im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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