so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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