when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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