I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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