What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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