you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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