I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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