What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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