And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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