How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Text me some of your sweat
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
