So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
COCAINE IS GR8
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
that may or may not have been my penis.
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