we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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