YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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