ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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