I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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