its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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