so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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