Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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