The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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