He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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