i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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