if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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