How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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