Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
There's even glitter on my cock...
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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