dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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