i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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