and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize