she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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