thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
It's shark week go big or go home
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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