youre lurking in front of me
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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