She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
