yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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