used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
we're so committed to being not committed
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