Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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