It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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