: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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