It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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