You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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