Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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