Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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