Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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