I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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