Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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