So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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