But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
im holly from the hills drunk
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
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