Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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