At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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