he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Me. At least after what I've been through.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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