wanna go halves on a baby?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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