Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I see more hoeing in ur future
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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